Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. Soon, however, the winter turned so cold, that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wing, and he fell to the earth. He landed in a barnyard, nearly frozen. A cow passed by and crapped right on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and thawed his frozen wings. Warm and happy, able to breath again, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story
--Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
--Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend
--If you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut!!
-- Author Unknown
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