If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same
day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
friends, you live in Utah.
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