Swagbucks

You may have noticed posts on my FB wall about swagbucks. You may also be wondering what Swagbucks is.  Let me tell you. Swagbucks is a free website where you earn swagbucks.  You use swagbucks to buy stuff.  It is really easy to earn swagbucks and they have some really great stuff you can get.  Right now I am saving up to get this stereo system and this awesome telescope. There are a lot of other really cool things that I will get once I get the speakers and the telescope.  You should check it out.

I know it sounds like one of those too good to be true things but this one isn't.  And it is easy to do.  You get swagbucks from searching the web (which is the way I get most of my swagbucks), taking surveys and pulls, playing games, watching their TV stations (they have a mobile app that I use to get 50 swagbucks a day without any effort at all), and a bunch of other ways to get swagbucks.  You can even earn swagbucks by printing out coupons from their website and using them in stores.  Nothing like saving money and earning swagbucks at the same time (yes, I have done this and have earned a few hundred swagbucks so far from it).

I would say that swagbucks is something you should try.  I know this post sounds like a commercial. But I really do like swagbucks and I thought I would share it (and yes, I do get swagbucks from referring people - and you can too once you sign up :) ). So click here or the banner below to check it out and get signed up!!

Oh, if you do sign up and you want to know some great tips and tricks to getting swagbucks fast just let me know.  I will tell you all my secrets for getting them fairly quickly.  It really is easy to get swagbucks.

To be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of  Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my dress size, you idiot!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Pre-surgery Discussion

Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other outside the Operating Room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

And the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn't walk for a year."